One gentleman and his blog

As I'm feeling very lazy, plus I SHOULD be working on important work work - the actual things that helps pay my mortgage etc etc, and the fact my frosty-but-warm-boss is about to walk thru the door at any moment, expecting to find me working on important work, I'll keep this brief/in note format!

Finished important deadline on Friday - despite a frantic commute into Ipswich - and a free-loading passenger refusing to buy a ticket and therefore encouraging the ticket guard to 'call the police' in order to remove him - Jeez.

The wife had a diabetic check with the nurse at our GPs surgery..... only to reveal sky-high blood sugar levels and the confession she hasn't taken her medication for about a year 'because it makes her feel sick'. She was warned that action is required to prevent her ending up in hospital on full body system shutdown. One option is insulin injections. She had a practice at injecting with supervision of the nurse and despite her fear of needles found it very easy. She then had an urgent appointment with one of the GPs the next day who confirmed the same thing. She was also told at any cost not to try to have children with her current dangerous blood sugar levels - the baby would be huge and deformed apparently. Okay, I've seen the film, the Fly before... so I'm back to wearing 'protection'. I've nagged the wife constantly about changing her lifestyle and diet - then she got all upset that I was being nasty to her and not supporting her! I won't be firm with her again if that's what's gonna happen. So, whilst we are still saving to have our house totally re-wired, with no electric oven, I'm insisting on stir-frys and steamed fish/meat/veg.

Despite my disappointment of the 3rd non-arrival of my replacement coffee table from Harveys, I still have not been called since the last delivery date - Wednesday afternoon...despite been told they would investigate further. It's time for me to do my own investigating... into legal action. 3 days I've taken off work for delivery of that bloody coffee table. Don't get me started... (steam out of ears, erractic breathing etc etc).

Attended our annual dinner dance on Saturday night - nice to take our mind off things and concentrate on playing party games whilst getting very drunk. The balloon-modelling idea was hilarious. We also had a few written quizzes to do. For some reason I was sat on the directors / senior management table - all very good for my career profile apparently!! Didn't get to bed until about 3am. Felt very jaded the next day.

My first wedding anniversary is fast approaching (10th March) so action required. Gonna book table for two at posh gastro-pub restaurant. Maybe I should order a string quartet too? Hhhhmmmm, maybe that would be good.

Stolen from bloglikesit, muhahahaha; sappedinhull etc

How many have you done before???

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then
people gave you weird looks.
So far: 4

[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You have tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.
So far: 8

[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You've never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.
So far: 10

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You've fallen asleep in class
[ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
So far: 13

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
So far: 15

[x] You have eaten a bug
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and
didn't realize it
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand
So far: 19

[ ] You forward *those* emails because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things
So far: 19

[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused
[x]You have fallen out of your chair before
So far: 21

[x]When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the
texture of the ceiling
[x]The word "umm" is used many times a day.
So far: 23

total : 23

I've answered honestly ... so now it's your turn !!!

Just read the "offence" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offence" and added up your total fine. When you are done, put your fine on your blog and copy and paste the rules. You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

Smoked Weed - £10
Did Acid - £5
Ever had sex at church - £25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-£40
Had sex with someone you met on Internet - £25
Had sex for money - £100
Vandalised something - £20
Had sex on your parents' bed - £10
Beat up someone - £20
Been jumped - £10
Crossed dressed - £10
Given money to stripper - £25
Been in love with a stripper - £20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know - £0.10
Hit on someone of the same sex while at work - £15
Ever drive drunk - £20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk - £50
Used toys while having sex - £30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before - £20
Went skinny dipping - £5
Had sex in a pool - £20
Kissed someone of the same sex - £10
Had sex with someone of the same sex - £20
Cheated on your significant other - £10
Masturbated- £10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -£20
Done oral- £5
Got oral- £5
Done/got oral in a car while it was moving - £25
Stole something - £10
Made a dirty home video - £15
Had a threesome - £50
Had sex outdoors - £20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex - £25
Had sex with someone over 10 years older - £20
Had sex with someone under 10 years younger - £25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time - £50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it - £25
Went streaking - £5
Went streaking in broad daylight - £15
Been arrested - £5
Spent time in jail - £15
Peed in the pool - £0.50
Played spin the bottle - £5
Done something you regret - £20
Had sex with your best friend - £20
Had sex with someone you work with at work - £25
Had anal sex - £80
Lied to your significant other - £5
Lied to your significant about the sex being good - £25